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Sam Vimes
That's Commander Vimes to you. Not Sir Samuel. Or Your Grace.
Created on 2005-12-20 01:08:44 (#9066285), last updated 2006-06-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Commander Sam Vimes, Ankh-Morpork City Watch |
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"I get it. Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?"
"If you like. But we're a bit short-staffed, so if I give you a cigarette, would you mind kicking yourself in the teeth?"
"Look down, your Grace," said Skimmer. "Mhm, mhm."
Vimes realized he could feel the faintest prick of the knifeblade on his stomach.
"Look down farther," he said.
Inigo looked down. He swallowed. Vimes had a knife, too.
"You really are no gentleman, then," he said.
"Make a sudden move and neither are you," said Vimes. "And now it appears that we have reached what Sergeant Colon persists in refering to as an imp arse."
Sam Vimes, Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch. Protector of the King's Piece, as the cudgel of office says. Which piece that is, I'll never know. But I keep it all the same. Not that we have a king. We do fine without one.
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ankh-morpork, ankh-morpork city watch, annoying aristocrats, badge, blackjacks, coppering, cripple mr. onion, darts, dented armor, helmets without plumes, keeping the peace, lemonade, not wearing tights, pantweed's slim panatellas, pseudopolis yard, scoone avenue, sybil ramkin, thin-soled boots, truncheons
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